playboy.

Bought my first playboy, along with a double scoop of cookies and cream ice cream, in a crap gas station in this hick town I'm working in. Not only did I buy porn, I bought porn from the fourteen year old kid that was working the cash register. Safe to say I will be the talk of the town for the next ten years.
I don't like the way fake boobs look. How do they even hide the scars from surgery? Air brush? baha. ew.
The jokes are good though, I could actually see why some people would buy the thing for the articles.
Porn? I'm already over it.
seeyuh.